SHOE STREET CRASH!
It has been reported that due to the high demand for shoes by the growing population of the world.
That there is going to be an acute shortage of footwear on a scale never before experienced since
Adam and Eve lost a flip flop in the back garden, or as our American cousins call it the yard.
The impending shoe crisis has been caused by the purchase of all types of footwear, by millions of
people with a need for "foot protection", and also for the decoration of the "ankle to toe" part of the 
human body. If push comes to shove, it is possible to ration the sale of shoes and sell them as a 
single instead of a pair. This would in effect enable nearly everybody to have one shoe and then be 
able to get around by hopping to their place of work, or to develop a quirky type of shuffling gait to
get to the shops. We may all end up looking a bit mad but at least we won't be shoeless.
Long live the shoe!